Saturday, February 11, 2012
Thursday, January 19, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
2011 NOBEL PRIZE in CARTOONING awarded to NARIN!!!
Stockholm, Sweden. Today the Official Nobel Prize for Satirical Cartooning was conferred to the creator of the non-syndicated cartoon strip 'Narin'. In their comments, the award committee acknowledged that although the themes and material within the 'Narin' strip are generally vulgar, rude, tasteless, immature, ill-considered, repellent, childish, insufficiently researched, vile, unpatriotic, barely intelligible, immune to fact-checking, and in every way execrable, the fact that they themselves are a wholly-owned corporate tentacle of Narin World Industries and Gag Reflex Comics had swayed their decision.
The Committee referred to the existence of the completely ersatz "Nobel Prize" in Economics as their model, inasmuch as they have nothing whatsoever to do with the actual Alfred Nobel Foundation, and are a crass invention of a consortium of private interests attempting to cash in on the status and cache of the actual Nobel Foundation by utilizing it's name for their own goals.
The Committee is hopeful that the press, particularly the American Press, will apply the same lack of truthfulness and journalistic vigor that allows them to report on the "Nobel Prize" in Economics as though it were legitimate, to their selection for the 2011 NOBEL PRIZE in CARTOONING.
NARIN creator, and Narin World Industries Grand Inquisitor Josh A. Miller has made no official comment as of yet, and is said to be in seclusion working on his acceptance speech.
The Committee referred to the existence of the completely ersatz "Nobel Prize" in Economics as their model, inasmuch as they have nothing whatsoever to do with the actual Alfred Nobel Foundation, and are a crass invention of a consortium of private interests attempting to cash in on the status and cache of the actual Nobel Foundation by utilizing it's name for their own goals.
The Committee is hopeful that the press, particularly the American Press, will apply the same lack of truthfulness and journalistic vigor that allows them to report on the "Nobel Prize" in Economics as though it were legitimate, to their selection for the 2011 NOBEL PRIZE in CARTOONING.
NARIN creator, and Narin World Industries Grand Inquisitor Josh A. Miller has made no official comment as of yet, and is said to be in seclusion working on his acceptance speech.
Friday, December 23, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
footnotes to previous strips...
Translations from Lakota: "Hello, nice to meet you" "Where are YOU from?" "Do you speak Lakota?"
FUCKUTOPIA n. (Eng. Lat der) fuh-kyew-TOE-pee-yuh Any of a number of late 20th, early 21st century national and trans-national governance models utterly dedicated to the suppression and exploitation of the working and underclass populations. Characterized by environmental rapacity, lack of social conscience, disregard of all ethical or moral perogatives in the interest of concentrating wealth and power, thus perpetuating the global economic dominance of white male largely European minorities. Common usage: "I just left my tired old representative republic sitting here for a second, and when I came back all I had left was this dicked-up FUCKUTOPIA. See also: 'PLUTOCRACY' 'OLIGARCHY' See also: Marx: CAPITALISM: Last Stages Of.
FUCKUTOPIA n. (Eng. Lat der) fuh-kyew-TOE-pee-yuh Any of a number of late 20th, early 21st century national and trans-national governance models utterly dedicated to the suppression and exploitation of the working and underclass populations. Characterized by environmental rapacity, lack of social conscience, disregard of all ethical or moral perogatives in the interest of concentrating wealth and power, thus perpetuating the global economic dominance of white male largely European minorities. Common usage: "I just left my tired old representative republic sitting here for a second, and when I came back all I had left was this dicked-up FUCKUTOPIA. See also: 'PLUTOCRACY' 'OLIGARCHY' See also: Marx: CAPITALISM: Last Stages Of.
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